A LITTLE ABOUT ME: R Kelly has nothing on me, I'm a flirt

I heart flirting.

I will flirt with you, lead you on, and...ignore your text messages and incoming calls.

I like to flirt, but that doesn't mean I want you.

Some people get this confused.

That is all. ;-)

A LITTLE ABOUT ME: Disclaimer

I write a lot about my sexual activity and I'm very open about it. I STAY protected and know who I'm sleeping with. These activities are not back to back, week to week or even month to month. I don't want to get anyone twisted about who I am and what I do.

Some of the funniest shit that happens to me happens during sex or because of sex and I turn those memories into post. PLEASE believe that I'm not out there with anyone and everyone all the time, I just like to post these memories.

***In my best Ricky Ricardo voice...***
Now that's all the 'splainin' I'm going to do Lucy!

A LITTLE ABOUT ME: Let them eat Kitty...

I heart oral sex.

I believe it's the best form of sex ever.

I'm selfish and I would rather receive than give.

I am currently working on my head technique.

I will only supply oral sex to my next long-term man or husband.

I will expect to receive oral sex from anyone I'm letting touch the kitty.

I told you I was selfish.