BEWARE! This post may be too much information for some, and to those people I say...Grow the f*ck up, everyone does it at least once! That being said, here it is....I was at home, alone, horny as ever, and strongly re-evaluating my decision to be celibate. I had no batteries for my new battery controlled boyfriend and the urge was killing me. I decided to appreciate myself, and I did. I took a look at the clock for no particular reason before I began, 2:48 pm. When I finished it was 2:52 pm and I was stress-free, lol. That's when it hit me - 4 minutes! How on Earth was I able to do something in 4 minutes that most dudes can't do within an hour! Or two!
How is that possible?! Is it like the 8th wonder of the world or something? I mean, DAMN, I can't be that good at it, or I wouldn't love dick so much.
INCREDIBLE.
