First, let me say that my post will be shorter...I was informed by an acquaintance, and I quote, "No one wants to read alllllll that shit." So, I'm going to teach myself to keep it nice and sweet.
Moving on...
I believe that men should carry dick ID cards. Think about it ladies. How many times have you been totally engaged with a man's personality, with crazy sexual tension between the two of you, only to be sorely disgusted and disappointed when he whips his lil' man out and its the size of a vienna? Had he had the proper documentation to begin with, you would have known what he was working with and whether or not you can work him. Now this card would not be solely for seeking a well-endowed man, every woman doesn't want or need all that. But after a few rounds in the ring, most women know what size they want. I like them thick, long and pretty. If you've never seen a pretty dick, you don't know what I mean. Pretty dicks are not odd, they have smooth skin, are circumcised, straight NOT crooked, same color as the guys body - hey, I really take a look at these things. It's gotta be nice. But I truly believe that size matters, a small one can do NOTHING for me and I'm sick of thinking somebody has it all when they don't. I hate liking someone who turns out to have a small lil' man - shit ruins EVERYTHING for me. Some may say I'm a bit misguided but I know what I like. I take everything into consideration including personality, employment, education, etc., but we're talking dicks here.
Anyway, a dick ID card complete with a picture, length (when erect), and width statistcs would make all the difference in the world. Now if I could only find the correct government agency to pitch it to. Maybe the CDC will find a use for it. Hmmmm....
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