This Shit Sucks!

So, I totally miss being married. Shhhh...don't tell anyone, especially HIM (the husband in question). I'm learning a lot about men, dating and relationships and would probably be the world's best wife these days. However, I don't think it would work with my ex...he and I have...uh... to many issues...

Anyway, there are a few things I miss that I don't get as a single person...

I don't get to spend someone else's money, I don't get a warm body next to me at night, I don't get good, dependable, safe, thoroughly tested dick (and my ex was damn good in that department), I don't get to go out with someone I know (instead I get dates with "crazies" as I like to call them), I don't get to take care of anyone (never thought I'd miss that), I don't get to be around someone familiar (i.e. someone whose personality/moods I know and can deal with).

I know that you can experience those things with someone new, I mean, it's not the greatest list in the world. Anyone can sleep next to you at night and get on your nerves on a regular basis, but I guess what I miss is being close to someone. Although, to my credit, I've been missing that for a while cause me and the hubby were not close, we were barely friends, hence the reason we're not together.

I mean I've loved and been loved but I would like the full platter, instead of the appetizer. That means I want someone I can be with comfortably. Does that make sense? I would like someone who I'm comfortable with at all times. Someone who I can enjoy and confide in without feeling embarrassed or afraid of what they will think or say.

In the immortal words of LL Cool J...I need love.