She wears underwear with dickholes in 'em

I've only done six posts before this one, but the common thread between them all is my love for men and a certain part of anatomy that God blessed them with. However, I was blog-surfing when I came across a blog by a gay guy. I thought to myself - "Gay guy, cool." But then I thought about my reaction had it been a lesbian - "Eeeewwww!" Now don't get me wrong, I have no problem with homosexuality. I'll totally vote in favor of them being married. As someone said before, they have the right to be miserable like everyone else. However, I have never been able to wrap my mind around lesbianism (not that I totally understand the guys either, but that's another post).

Sexually it makes no since (to me anyway). If they wanna fuck, they buy a strap-on. WTF? I mean, at least there are no surprises when it comes to length and width, but how does the one wearing the strap enjoy herself. She can't feel anything. Is it the since of power?

What about oral sex? I had a lesbian friend tell me that women do it better cause they know exactly what's going on down there and what feels good and what doesn't. I guess that's a valid argument, but I still can't get with it. The same friend also summed up why she became a lesbian after having a son and breaking up with her long term boyfriend - Women are more understanding and put you through less shit. Really? When is the last time you saw a group of women get along? Girl, stop.

I guess I'm wondering about this because I had a male friend ask me if I was bisexual. He felt like I had "tendencies" (his words not mine) because I am so willing to give other females a compliment. I tell two women that their attractive in his presence and all of a sudden he thinks I'm into carpet-munching. Uh, no. I don't even like to see me down there. That comment made me wonder why another woman would want a woman. Especially a man-woman or shim. I just don't get it, I find men soooo much more appealing. I love their build and their seemingly mildly retarded personalities. I don't want to deal with another female on the daily. Needless to say, said friend followed his comment up with a sexual advance involving a three-some with another woman. I just looked at him.

I guess I'll never understand homosexuality because I'm not one. I pass no judgement but I am rather confused. I'm not totally clueless about the desire, after all, I get more turned on watching lesbian porn than heterosexual porn, but in my everyday life I couldn't do it.

This was a random post, but whateva.